a.k.a. Things are going to get ooky.
Okay fellas, you are in a relationship whether you like it or not. Hopefully she is a good one because you will be attached to her for a long time. The question really isn't about how well you two get along, but whether or not you are comfortable with farting in front of each other. If you have not reached this level of comfort, you are in for a major shock.
My wife and I got past the farty stage pretty fast. We had even reached the "talk about our poop" phase before she got pregnant. So, I might be a step or two ahead of some of you. The reason I say this is because a regular bowel movement is about the nicest thing you two are going to talk about. Going from no farting to full descriptions of constipation in one step may cause a little discomfort. So, find your happy place and keep it handy.
I don't mean to come off as an expert of any kind. I am just relaying what I have experienced thus far.
Back to the happy place. If constipation makes you uncomfortable, just wait until she talks about things like nipple crust. And if that doesn't get you, just wait til you get a front row seat for a pap smear. I have heard about them for many years, but I finally got to witness one. Can't say it was anymore comfortable for me than my wife. There was nothing sexual about seeing my wife naked in that way. In fact, it might have done a little in the opposite direction. I don't recommend it.
And if you think it has been bad so far, I have been informed it is going to get way worse. So, be strong, hang in there brothers, and pray to whatever being you believe in that we can all make it through this.
I have a feeling I will be posting at least a part two to this one.
NOTE: I was rather selective of what pictures I posted on this one. You are welcome.
My wife and I got past the farty stage pretty fast. We had even reached the "talk about our poop" phase before she got pregnant. So, I might be a step or two ahead of some of you. The reason I say this is because a regular bowel movement is about the nicest thing you two are going to talk about. Going from no farting to full descriptions of constipation in one step may cause a little discomfort. So, find your happy place and keep it handy.
I don't mean to come off as an expert of any kind. I am just relaying what I have experienced thus far.
Back to the happy place. If constipation makes you uncomfortable, just wait until she talks about things like nipple crust. And if that doesn't get you, just wait til you get a front row seat for a pap smear. I have heard about them for many years, but I finally got to witness one. Can't say it was anymore comfortable for me than my wife. There was nothing sexual about seeing my wife naked in that way. In fact, it might have done a little in the opposite direction. I don't recommend it.
And if you think it has been bad so far, I have been informed it is going to get way worse. So, be strong, hang in there brothers, and pray to whatever being you believe in that we can all make it through this.
I have a feeling I will be posting at least a part two to this one.
NOTE: I was rather selective of what pictures I posted on this one. You are welcome.